TAKA TORA BATTA

cmder:

plantwiitch:

cmder:

i don’t post. i secrete.

Good secretion op

whiteteethteens:

blkreginageorge:

demonshauntingcomputers:

marcitlali:

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

just in case we lose this legendary post due to titty restrictions

targent:

targent:

targent:

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

anoriginalderivative:

this is the most important thing i’ve ever done.

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

thechildofchristmas:

rikudera:

thegoombs:

thegoombs:

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right

sasukepositive:

sasuke sitting in a cave somewhere: lee really beat the shit out of me that one time

phillip-bankss:

phillip-bankss:

y’all mind if i 

gayreinhardt:

[three days grace voice]  i Amn just become……….. a litle animel. Thatse It . I Canot escape this

snepdragon:

big-rad-green-dad:

ankle-beez:

mamalizmas:

ironmanstan:

ohimpurple:

ironmanstan:

i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead

They’re doing what

challenging God it seems

gynocieum:

yeah-thats-me-ari:

gynocieum:

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

Jasper is my cat

lehonello:

Y’all too old to be saying you don’t like vegetables and/or water.

popokko:

10 year old me going into my parent’s room at 3 am to tell them i threw up

vento-argento:

wheatley-blogs:

it was an honor being horny with you all

I’M?

lyrics-and-music:

Suffer Through // Movements